Squatting toilets

I am...at the airport now! With 18% of battery power left on my laptop. Which means...I can't talk as much as I'd like to! Finally changed my blog settings so that any tom, dick and harry can leave a comment (ahemm..chitz).

I had a conversation on the phone with someone while I was on the way to the airport. 

Me: Melbourne airport is a blood sucker. They charge us for trolleys!

XX: Well, atleast we don't charge people for toilets. Malaysia toilets have to pay and half of them are squatting toilets!!

Me: What's wrong with that?

XX: Aussie ppl don't know how to use squatting toilets!

Me: Are you serious? So you didn't use the toilet after paying?

XX: Yeah, I just walked out.

Me: How can you not know how to use a squatting toilet?! 

XX: I think I had an idea on how I should pee...

Me: Good thing you didn't pee standing.

XX: I actually thought of that... but.... (I better leave this part out before she kills me)

Me: ...........  LOL.

URgh..gotta go..Batt low!